You are a good old-fashioned six-sided cube, otherwise known as a d6. Others know you to be plain, predictable, conservative, average, ordinary, and downright boring. You prefer to describe yourself as dependable, honest, practical and trustworthy. People usually know what to expect from you, since you rarely hold any surprises. You hate to make decisions, and if forced to decide, you'll always fall back on how it was done in the past. You always order the same thing at your favorite restaurant, and your jokes, while funny, are never too offensive. It seems that you are well liked, but maybe that's simply because there's nothing to hate.
You're completely right.
I do, however, take issue with the second to last part. The only time I ever cross the line is when I somehow manage to make my way back to the other side. I'm always offending people.
At work, we're taking donations for the American Cancer Society. Here's a true story.
Co-worker: Hey, do you like purple (light urple?)
Customer: Sure, why?
Co-worker: We're taking donations for the American Cancer Society. If you donate, you get one of these neat purple bracelets.
Me: With my tact, I'd ask a customer, "Do you like cancer?"
Co-workers and Me: ROFLOMG!!!!!!!!!111111
Customer: I have cancer.
Me: ....
Co-worker, after customer has left:BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
^Story of my life
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