And Yet Another New Holiday!

Happy Take-Your-Daughter-to-the-Hospital-for-Immunizations-So-You-Can-Hit-Your-Head-Really-Hard-on-the-Corner-of-a-Hanging-Metal-TV-Stand-and-Knock-Yourself-to-the-Ground-and-Draw-Blood-and-Leave-a-Mound-on-Your-Noggin Day, everyone!